Wait your graduation was a bowling night? My D.A.R.E. graduation happened alongside my actual 5th grade graduation and the D.A.R.E cops there expected us to sing and dance to the coreographed D.A.R.E. anthem none of us even remembered was a thing

When the song went “don’t join gangs, now don’t you do it now” I lost it

The way you teach people to not do drugs is A. Show the horrible facts about drugs (put in like 1 counter argument or 2 about the safer drugs) B. Show pictures of drug victims C. Explain what drugs will actually do to people

from a minor: the best way to stop us from doing drugs (besides trying to limit the reasons people actually do drugs) is to tell us facts. showing us lungs that are affected from 5 years of smoking or whatever will do WAY more than singing a song about not doing drugs.

My dare graduation was a dance it was good but don’t dear centered

We did CHAMPS which was rip off DARE

Dare: "Don't touch any weapons like knives" Boy Scouts: "No, I don't think I will"

In my school we had to make PSAs about not doing drugs somehow these were worse

Hey Eddy, you stole my lamp 🙂

was that america's suitehearts???

I had DARE in 5th grade

🎵D, I won't do drugs, A won't have an attitude, R I will respect myself, E, I will educate me nooow~🎵

Who cares about weed that was their biggest problem was focusing on fucking pot you know the thing that has been demonize for decades. No focus on hard drugs and not only that actually show meth and crackhead and I mean real fucking meth and crackheads spazzing the fuck out and how they live that shit will help kids say fuck that not only that step it up from there. Weed aint shit and weed unless all you do is smoke weed, eat and sleep then guess what you will be just fine cause guess what plenty of people who are well of that you know as a kid smoke fucking weed hell some of them probably are blowing lines of coke off some stippers ass cheek on the weekends and leave it at that and don't let getting high be their only focus day to day. So the lesson is moderation except for crack, heroin and meth once you touch that shit you throw moderation right out the fucking window. That and alcoholics are right up there to complete shit heads once they tell moderation to piss off.

Drugs And Rebelling Easy D.A.R.E this is a joke dont take it seriously pls

I love that the cop who taught our DARE class always chain-smoked in his car after school in parking lot

Warning: death mentions and gun usage one thing that does suck about these PSA's and videos not being taught anymore is that when i was in 5th grade, some kid didnt know the difference between a real or fake gun In his backyard he was messing around with it and pretended to sh**t himself but he actually ended up doing it considering it was a real gun traumatized most of us, the poor kid died at age 10-11 dont touch guns kids, if you see a gun just let it be and ask your parents about it; real or fake

Who just offers their weed to random people at the skate park?

as a high-schooler who had to deal with dare all throughout their elementary school life, did dare work? no, absolutely not, everyone vapes

Retro Bill looks like Nicolas Cage if Nicolas Cage was from every decade after WWII

mike can do the hardest of tricks........The ollie

the fact that eddy didnt recognize that fall out boy song from the skating ad makes me very upset

They didn't give our boi Lazer Tag.

eddy burback

We had to draw posters for D.A.R.E but we weren't allowed to draw any drugs or write the word drugs so we just had to say "be healthy" and stuff like that.

I remember seeing D.A.R.E. All the time but I never even knew what it stood for until I was today years old...

I had a sun maker situation with the pizza I was the secondary Vice President at school and at the end of school they said we would get pizza but when I went to the room I was supposed to go to they said I couldn’t go in because I didint do my job but the actual Vice President never told me if she couldn’t go and I had to walk home no pizza soda and I still hate that kid for ridding my final day of school of pizza

This is the best youtube musical video ever.

Am I the first who thought It ment dont accidentally run over Erin

Dare wasn't the worst part of elementary school... We had a racist music teacher.

I'm subscribed

15:19 Hey at least if you save some $ from doing these videos you can get the degree later. Better than working a dead end job that teaches few skills for years like many do. Also you could truthfully say on your resume you're an entrepreneur.

Some guy came in to tell us not to do drugs. Guess who was high the entire class?

i think this whole video was created because eddy is still bitter about the bowling alley

In my defense, I hit the subscriber button BEFORE your peer pressure

I have full on been offered drugs (ok just weed, its legal here) and being like ehhh nah is literally enough. No one cares.

I’m high af watching this

I like how you hid your fear of a UZpost crash in this video.

Watching this high is something else

Yo the kids skate boarding was filmed on my school. In rota, spain, D.G.F school

Hey Eddy, sorry we're late, but bureaucracy am I right? Well my father was the lead D.A.R.E. officer throughout the 1990s for the Unite States and I spoke with him about your grievance and he would like to personally apologize on behalf of your D.A.R.E. program director and if you reach out to me with an address we'd love to send you gift cards to get you what would be considered an unlimited amount of pizza for a 12 year old child from your local pizza place. We've calculated this to be two any topping large pizzas, an order of bread or cheese sticks, and a 2 litre beverage of your choice that is non alcoholic. Feel free to reach out when you have time and we'll make this happen. Unfortunately with Covid we can't be there in person to make it up to you, but we'll get you taken care of. For your troubles we'll also throw in one extra large pizza, 2 liter, and bread/cheese stick for your boy Gus Johnson to share with you via Discord call so as to increase the experience. Unfortunately we can't compensate for the laser tag at this time, but we're open to discussion on future compensation once Covid regulations allow for it. Sincerely, The Ministry of Magic: Department of Mysteries - D.A.R.E. Officers Kid Section. Seriously though, all joking aside that dude really was my dad and I'll buy you some pizza if you want. I think that'd be funny.

I always had this kind of program when I was a kid/teen to be wary of drugs... but nobody ever offer me or my friends any drugs at all.

that girl who blew all the blow off the glass would get beat for that

We still have D.A.R.E. I had no idea it was not a thing anymore.

thought they were calling that rainbow dude the gay 😬

Dare in my school was wild, they'd bring drug abusers to my elementary school to talk, get coffee grounds and pass them off as cigarette ashes (which later fueled my coffee addiction, wonder if they correlate) they'd sign people up to be "arrested" on campus just to talk about drugs, it was crazy Granted none of that worked and I smoke the wacky tobaccy but hey, least it ain't meth 🤷‍♀️

8:07 when you want to talk to people but have nothing to talk about

Okay. Retro Bill jacked his whole steez from Ace fucking Ventura. Fuck Retro Bill.

You are like the most privileged sounding person in the world in the first 4 minutes of your video. My fiance grew up in Kenya. A police officer did not give her school all night bowling and a slice of pizza. Her school didn't even provide a lunch program or basic transportation. When I was growing up I'll be happy if I didn't have a parent in the hospital. I'm not sure if you're there bias is a joke or not but you should take a step back and understand how privileged and blessed your life is in hindsight.

why does retro bill not have CSS installed for some scenes

Bruh the officer that taught dare to us promised us a HUGE party. The “party” was literally just people in the cafeteria handing out one slice of cake per person and we had shitty lemonade too.

one time i saw a dare ad that said if i smoked weed i would sniff a cats butt

i wish i was mike

Ah, health class had young me thinking some random dude was gonna come up to me on the street and try to force me to buy drugs from him

In fifth grade, the rotary club came and showed us pictures of people who’d been fucked up by meth. Scared the shit out of our little selves and I can tell you has put me off ever doing drugs. Scare tactics work. Not cringe videos that hide the truth.

Anyone also had the GREAT program for like gangs

I think the most affective drug education is just the teacher talking about all the horrific side effects, which they do in my school. But then Again, a lot of the people I know are heavy weed smokers anyway cuz I live in Colorado.

I think the best part is like, "Kids, don't destroy your body with drugs, only destroy your body with doughnuts and pizza."

The reason I didn't smoke was those ads with people who have holes in their neck and clean it with a toothbrush thing. Those were scary lol

Mike just threw away an entire half ounce that’s like 60 to 70 bucks depending on how friendly you are with your dealer but if you’re to friendly he’ll smoke half the shit you just bought from with you for free and you want say anything because you like John and John is your friend but sometimes when you see John lighting up another bowl of your weed your heart breaks slightly anyways what was I talking about

I wish we had had bowling. We had one of those rope courses. It was boring.

Ay pleas go sub to my Chantal red rose I don’t having any subs and I need that UZpost mony

I failed at Dare and I don't smoke or do drugs so I think Dare was worthless.

I did dare in fourth grade and now I smoke weed occasionally

I missed dare day because I had a dentist appointment or something and the next day everyone had a tshirts with a bunch of names signed on them and I didn't have anything :(

Other people aren't named Eddy; they're named Eddie.

D.A.R.E. in a nutshell: People yelling at you to not do drugs and two weeks you found out they are drug abusers and dealers.

I am a 14 year old and for some reason dare is over???? This is gold

dont do drugs do skate

Back in the early 80s anti drug ads worked but kids were like "Okay we'll just drink alcohol then." Those little bastards always find something to do

One time I accidentally took too much of my meds and apparently I figured out 3 hours later and I had a seizure apparently our have a 0.01% of getting a seizure and well wahoo I won the degenerate lottery

I love how the skater one starts with a guitar riff from "Sugar We're Going Down"

GIVE HIM THE DAMN PIZZA MAN

I would be quite miffed if I offered you perfectly good FREE cocaine and instead of saying “no thank you” like an adult, you blow the fat rails I was generous enough to cut out for you back in my face.

I still have my dare shirt from the early 90s lol

“Hey kid, wanna do some weed” “Nah, I got better things to do, like acid and crack, acid doesn’t come up on drug test so I won’t get caught

No bro, that bowling alley lock in sounds shitty as fuck.

I'm convinced eddy made this video so he could talk about how they didn't give him enough pizza.

Cool

The worse thing is when they lie

Dumb. Ass. Restarted. Edibles

I never had the desire to use any drugs beyond alcohol and nicotine. But if I ever do, I'll definitely wear a D.A.R.E. shirt while I smoke up.

My dad put a pistol (it was unloaded-he’s no fun) in me and my brothers toy box so we would go to him if we saw it.

I think one of the main reasons me and my siblings have never done drugs or drank alcohol is that our parents are honest with us. They treat us like cognitive people who will make decisions for themselves. My parents have also always told us that no matter what if we are in trouble we can call them no questions asked. I am more honest with them because I know they won't hold my bad decisions against me.

In 5th grade D.A.R.E was a big deal according to the teachers and we had work books and everything but it made me want to take drugs than alcohol rather than not

10:20 Mine did... he was retired by the time he was teaching me.

That dude was just cutting up lines in broad daylight

Basically don’t do drugs but here’s exactly how you do them and what you should expect to pay

Gwith all the funding they had back then of course they tried to sell this useless fight of a program and merch. What did they do with all the money? Plus all this ever did was crap on marijuana and made up lies that we know we're 100% false and actually does good nowadays bit regardless this all seemed like a scam for money and for easy busts because children would rat out there family for smoking marijuana.

I'm not being peer pressured into not doing drugs by dare. Drugs are cool 😎.

Yeah, I dare to be drug free. You’ll be as cool as me one day 😎

My friend now has Dare

trauma and drug abuse are intrinsically linked. that's what was left out of the conversation entirely

I'm doing drugs RIGHT NOW!

oh my god i forgotten about this dumb bullshit

does anybody else remember the time Peewee told us not to do crack?

What I think is hilarious is these PSAs are saying "Don't Weed". Now weed is getting legalized bc it's not that bad if you do it safely. Lol

When I graduated from DARE, we didn’t get anything. We just got a pat on the back and a “congrats, you didn’t die of boredom.”

Retro Mike looks like a fusion of Robbie Rotten and Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

My D.A.R.E program promised we would go to a movie if we did good and we did good and they lied and we never saw a movie at all I was very sad

I went through DARE in the early 2010s, like 2011? And they absolutely do still do all the scare tactics and such