slightly misread the corny intro, he’s not an expert in stranger danger already but the dumbass is still supposed to teach kids to be safe after “learning”

I still can't belive i was tricked by the madagasscar video game

*2067* hey kid want to come play playstation 5 Nah fam I got the oculus 37

Kids from the video: Have you ever been bullied by someone bigger, stronger, and older than you? Kids in real life: Have you ever been bullied by someone who was uglier, weaker, and smaller than you?

Kids real talk.... if you wanna be bully proof and predator proof get a Gun.

STREET SMARTS!

"go with your gut feeling!" *unzips*

How to deal with bullies: Just act turned on when they bully you until they get uncomfortable, then follow them and always act horney around them so they tell other bullies so they don’t bully you

the presenter kid's fit in that first video is honestly immaculate, i would totally wear that

You look like that guy! Ha!

This might just be me, but I like how women are also considered predators in the tapes. Not all predatory people are men, women can also commit crimes as well. Sucks that the justice system and gender norms say otherwise. -_-'

"you're not gonna bill murray this bitch, are you, corny???"

The only thing I learned from this is that there's an Over the Hedge game, honestly

STREET SMARTS

That gameboy girl is so bad tho

I'm sorry, Madagascar the movie game was to tempting.

If you still get bullied in the 21st century something is definitely wrong with you

personally, I think John Mullaney should do all stranger danger lessons because street smarts is still in my head.

This is why my dad was the best. He gave me a secret code word. If he sent someone I didn't know to get me, he would tell them the code word and if they passed I was good. I still remember that code word unironically and I'm thank full he did teach me that as a kid

Corny was in a video that my sister made me watch about dealing with your parent's divorce. Corny's friend was the focus of the story and I have no idea why there was an alien and ESPECIALLY since he had no purpose in the story

the crackle:(

If I see a adult coming next to me and I don't even know them I would run like Forrest Gump and never turn back or just kick them in the balls

The guy at 6:26 looks like an older gus

Corny being played by Richard Horvitz only adds to my Invader Zim/Helluva Boss experience.

Stranger: "Want some candy"

Is that the voice of invader zim for corny the alien???

Madagascar on ps2 was a legit game

get street smart:why did i see this in school before

My bullying is very wholesome they just stare at me and then whisper and if I am apparently just an inch too close to their desk because I’m right in front of them they will scoot their desk back in quietly say eww

Bully: walks up to me me:wearing "gang colors." me: oh your approaching me?

15:49 I’m sorry but can’t he just jump as they are pulling out?

This is why aliens won’t visit us.

I had this connected to a goddamn Bluetooth speaker and it was going DDSRETCDXChfggwfugxfu- and I almost shit myself

What kind of Hell is Corny stuck in?

cue john mulaney yelling *STREET SMARTS*

i once had a guy ask me for cigs and when i told him i didnt have any he just circled me with his car like a fucking shark. i love being a teen girl

12:58-13:09 as a kid that never did encounter a stranger before in his life, I WILL FALL FOR THAT ONE SO EASILY

My grandma told me when she was a kid she'd go outside on the street at nighttime and the kids in the street would all play

I had both the madagascar and over the hedge games ;n;

i think i'm the only one to notice this but, the kids bulling the other kids was very akward

6:42 oh no... it’s lawsuit gus

My wife's immediate reaction to the guy trying to lure kids with the 'we're filming a movie' thing: "Is that Gus Johnson?"

Hey kid want to buy some o n i o n j u i c e.

When he said stranger danger and I thought he said stranger things...

Fun fact: Corny was played by Richard Horvitz; a voice actor you may recognize from Invader Zim, The Angry Beavers, Psychonauts, Destroy All Humans, etc. That guy gets around.

maybe we shouldn't be teaching kids it's okay to accept gum (or anything) from strangers

7:05 remember, dont trust adults who play with balls

Footboy #2 looks like Gus.

while these are good, boys beware is infinitely more funny than any of these

if his friends were not there, corny would be at the back of a milk carton or a rape victim on newspapers

Corny lives in Sudden Valley

The backwards shuffle at 4:11 was so smooth

Damn a Hug?. Bro

yeah nerd what are you looking at go to the next comment nerd

Corny came to us, that means he is from an interstellar species far more advanced than us. How they have managed to survive, I have no idea

2:24 thats not the bully's friend, its just a random person who was like "that looks fun, i'll join"

We watched the Corny video! I thought it was a fever dream!

Q

this alien is stupid

i just had an epiphany. the legend of zelda majora's mask is a ripoff of the alien one. the strangers are the moon/skull kid/majora, the watch is the song of time, and corny is in a loop, resetting over and over again, gaining the skills he needs to not get kidnapped, or defeat majora. majora's mask came out in 2001 i believe, so it is a ripoff.

Me in intro" wath"

I still love Richard Horwitz. Fun to see he's played an alien besides Zim

I love this dude. He acts like his drunk most of the time and the rest of the time he is drunk. You know you've found a quality, long-lasting channel when the dude making the videos is in no time already corrupted by the internet XD With all honesty, give me more, pls

I remember watching some movies as a kid I remember there was also a cigarette one we're teachers used to not smoke cigarettes and it was in CG so it looks pretty ugly

Really weird roguelike that aliens in

Eddy is the New Jontron, change my mind

2:41 im going to get ricrold

2:35 the kid walking by is a jackass telling kids not to get bullied as he watches a kid get bullied

We need JJ Bittenbinder to teach you kids a few things about Street Smarts considering these tapes did jack shit

A alien getting abducted by humans...what a twist

I was never bullied, mainly because I was the tallest in all my grades so they were scared Though I weak af

that abduction montage is like a hilarious cruel humored joke from American Dad or something

I was late for the bus once you when I was a kid, somone came up to me in their car and asked "hey do you need a ride?" And my dumb 11 year old ass said yes and hopped in the car. They drove me to the next bus stop, and I got out and went into the bus. I didn't die. I was fine.

0:30 sounds like you need to find games that that don't suck (my apologies to anyone who actually likes those games)

Ive been looking for this forever! Out of all the dumb 90s educational movies we were forced to watch growing up this one stood out. Everytime i tried asking one of my friends if they remembered the stranger danger movie where this kid with a teleporter almost gets abducted every 5 minutes they always said no. I didn't remember him being an alien though.

STRANGER: Aww wittwle kiddie wana play some ps2 games? KID: Aww wittwle stranger, wana eat a knuckle sandwitch?

"Have you ever been bullied then someone bigger and stronger than you?" 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘥

2:39 yes, more than the average human, actually, is there something conceptually wrong with me? If so, what is wrong with me? And more importantly, what can I do to improve?

i feel insulted by corny... i'm a capi

3:50 pre-teen freddy kruger

Stranger:you want some candy? Me:nah I’m more of a savory person Stranger:how about a PS5? Me:listen don’t want anything unless you have a machine that can bring cartoon husbandos to life I don’t want anything,goodbye. Stranger:Damn nvm that girls weird

I do remember having a code word with my mom when I was really young. I pretty sure she’s forgotten about it but I’ve always remembered it.

Now im scared

*To teach the kids how to make the world a safer place* “ok kids! What do you do when a stranger offers you candy? That’s right, Lucy. You pull out the gat and tell him to get his/her degenerate ass out of town before you turn their bitch ass into Swiss cheese.”

street smarts with jj bittenbinder

throughout this whole video I was imagining John Mulaney jump wile saying "Tip number one STREET SMARTS!".

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Hey im a capricorn 10:12

My approach to teaching kids about the topic was frowned upon by everyone for being "a violation of human rights" as if sex offenders had ANY rights at all! I mean, do they... at that point? ~Tucker

In the most Alabama accent "you already know a bout strangers dressing up in uniforms".

Wait that was a pick up truck they put corny in and the stupid girl closes the pick ups door and corny should have jumped out

ISN'T ZARCONIA FROM DR WHO IMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

am i an idiot for thinking this was a stranger things video

“Hello child, want free WiFi?” *”Sure”*

Freddie Kruger is real

13:19 that's Hollywood baby

What am I looking at that ugly ass shirt

They was probably taking him to some secret government lab to be examined

I don't care if it is a possible danger, its Over the Hedge and Madagascar 2! on the *PS2!*

Remember mcgruff he be like here we little Sally and now she got in the car we never see her again