woah pilgrim eddy just called me and said he wants you to follow me on twitter - twitter.com/eddyburback thanks for the shoutout pilgrim eddy that’s so generous!

I'm telling

Wait flamingo homocide? Is that on the DARK WEB

They have horse theft on the dark web 😩

Lol

The way they do "commentary" is the same way I try to socialize "oh look is nice a cloudy rn, this morning it was so nice😅"😂

Tbh I think that they think that dentists glove are made of Kevlar

The guy using a VPN and going to a McDonalds to avoid being traced actually makes no sense if it’s actually a proper dark web site. The dark web operates on onion sites over Tor, which makes it essentially impossible to be tracked. Also, if the connection were to be reversed, because he purchased something at the McDonalds, his credit card and thus identity is now linked to the McDonalds at that time. Overall, that video is extremely stupid.

My boss found out at age 29 that he was actually 28. This is not remotely relevant to this video, I just remembered that fact and felt an overwhelming need to share it. I might make this my default comment when I want to comment on a video in order to help out algorithmically but I don't know what else to say. Only time will tell. I'm not sober currently.

There are adults who believe demons are real and interact with humans; the kids probably wouldn’t believe in demons unless their parents taught them

That comment of “they can’t trace it back to us” and then going to a public place is so dumb. If this was real: 1) going to a public place would be arguably MORE risky as people can easily look over your shoulder 2) you just used a VPN! Your location can’t be tracked

"Thank god I got gloves on. To protect me from the blood. Not that that's going to protect me from the weirdo I gave my home address to who just sent me a murder weapon in the post, but, y'know. At least I don't got icky sticky on my fingies."

Omg I use to watch the second guy when he was a small channel. He didn't use to make actual youtube videos lol mainly just drinking a ton of coke or something and throwing up but it's better than what he's become now

*think of a crime* Me: Lemon eye contact

The English guy looks like a chav, sketchy Caddicarus

It’s also embarrassing how you and they don’t seem to even know what the “dark web” is....

“Think of any crime” Drunk and disorderly? ITS ON THE DARK WEB

Its like those people who think they are awesome roasters , wannabes lol

That 2nd dude was such a dumbass

U mean to tell me, that I can have someone j-walk in the street on the dark web. But that's illegal eddie!

Part of me was really hoping that when they opened the flashdrive, it was Hamster Dance.

this dude just put random crap in his house in a big box

You should be Bubbles from TPB for Halloween.

The second one had some effort put into it at least. I can appreciate that

I can get someone to go over the speed limit on the dark web? Dope.

Demons=marbles

Maybe the bloody tire was packed as soon as the youtubers committed the murder

Some not so fun facts about the Dark Web. The Dark Web is a part of the Deep Web. Basically The Dark Web is that part of The Deep Web that is where illegal activities happen like CP (which should be punishable by immediate death imho) drug deal, torture etc happens. Going onto Dark Websites is illegal in itself. going onto the Deep Web technically isn’t illegal but if you access anything or buy anything illegal then you have an issue. Dark websites like The Silk Road are the most common things people use on the dark web. The website got shut down a few years back but you could get drugs and stuff on there and god knows what else. There are rumours of things called Red Rooms which are not true fortunately. 99% of those found on the dark web videos like the Soup video or that shaving cream torture one are art projects. However there are definitely things like snuff films and r*pe, murders, kidnappings, human trafficking, things like that. Next, typically the way the Deep Web is accessed is through Tor. The web that can be accessed by regular browsers only makes up about 1% of the internet. Hacking into it isn’t that complicated, Using Tor and a VPN. .onion is the domain name for Deep Websites. Overall, I think that promoting the Dark Web as some sort of game is super irresponsible because it is incredibly dangerous. Especially if you don’t know what you’re doing or how to do simple hacking.

That’s some WAB wet ass blood

Every UZpostr who makes those kinda videos say “guys” at least 150 times in their videos

My tummys not empty

this reminds me of the time I watched a dark web unboxing video and it felt really eery but I didnt beleive it was real so I was joking about it . there was a map with a spot marked on it and I looked it up and it was in the middle of a forest in canada that apparently used to be like a place for university students to do different expirements and science stuff and one day they kind of just abandones it and its like at least 20 miles away from any civilization it sounds fake lol but the stuff in the box was like a key and the map. at like 2 in the morning I got a call and they kept calling but I was obviously asleep bc I had like 7 melatonin that night lol I tried to call them back and ot said that the number never existed or was out of order so I looked up the area code and it was fwcking canada 🐡😃

Love the part where he said, i already think this is fake, or they're just stupid, lmao

Lmao it should be called 3 Moe's, sparkly as fairies, trying, TRYING, very hard, but failing miserably at making a scary video. Sparkly Moe's are not scary... "Omgosh oh no! Ew omgosh. So gross! Eww! This is NOT fabulous guys"

Small nitpick - it wouldn't be police showing up at his house, but instead Postal Inspectors, which are infinitely scarier than the police.

At 7:45 is my new wallpaper

Im so glad hes here saying what we all think of these dumb videos

1:14 Jaywalking?

"what is that, I've never seen it before" okay buddy.

the box does not have any shipping papers on it

*drugs*

Off to the dark web! Maybe I can find Hitler there.

I have a feeling more than just kids would believe this stupidity......... I mean...... fucking Qanon exists..

shes already been told.

9:34

I guess he's gonna have to call doom guy.

Imagine these guys actually went on the dark web and saw their information being sold and being like 😐

You can handle fish is suspicious circumstances on the dark web

I think the fact that he put a bunch of inappropriate jokes in the vid that only kids without a brain would believe is really weird

Eddy thinks the deep web is riddled with like pedophiles and stuff.. haha that’s just wrong

eddy i love you, you near sighted fuck ;)

Think about a crime! Jaywalking You can do it on the dark web

Kids can actually go to the dark web pretty easily. In 6th grade, there was this kid who got on no problemo.

its funny because mail companies search or make you state what's in the box especially if its big

Man pulled the spare tire out of his car, threw it in a box with a bunch of crap he had in his garage and then went *oOoOOOH SPooooooKY*

slight annoyance here, but if it is a mystery box then technically it wouldnt be illegal. So long as you have no idea as to what is in the box, even if something illegal is put in there it technically wouldnt be your fault so long as you report it. It would be the paying someone to deliver "something" to your front lawn, and it happens to be a dead body; the item was never defined, so that "something" could have been a lawnmower or something perfectly legal. So unless where ever you are has some truly bloody draconian purchasing laws, it would technically be legal, so long as you reported it quickly and never knew what would be inside of it before opening.

You mean to tell me I can avoid paying my taxes on the Dark Web?

“Demon in a box” *scared Nezuko noises*

Just want to mention: The deep web/dark web is (mostly) not illegal. 99% of the stuff you can find IS legal, and a lot of the illegal stuff is just dake drugs or FBI honeypots.

Looks like one of the clip art pics that comes with a frame. Oooo spooky.

10:55 UZpost man: "I've just found out about this thing called the 'Dark Web'" (Literally 8 seconds later) UZpost man: "I've known about it, like everybody else"

Now kids can buy anything because in my country kids even get money from government and they have their own creddit carda registered by their parents acces

The second guy: "You need a thing called a VPN" My brain: This video is sponsored by Nord VPN...

Fun fact: the dark web is a part of the deep web. Access both is not illegal as long as the content your accessing is legal. The deep web (T.O.R. network) has been used for legal reasons and it's still being used for stuff like journalism, leaking of the documents by snowden and those like him, it's used by activists in countries like china which censor free speech as well as the surface web and other legal uses.

Gotta watch some @someordinarygamer he goes into detail to educate what the darkweb actually is.

at 2:28 i couldn't tell what he was saying at first but my immediate thought was "rats" lmao

I sarbd I warn mor baners

"Is it fake or are they stupid?"-Probably both??

I can loiter on the dark web? Whoo wee!

the only thing that would be on a dark web flash drive would be a virus that kills your computer, snuff, or cp.

13:45 what was to stop the evil dark web person who made the mystery box from just typing out a message instead of painstakingly cutting it out from magazines purely for the spooky factor

Speaking from experience, the post office would absolutely have called them about that package before delivering it due to the stuff in it.

The videos featured here are so misleading about the deepweb it’s honestly amazing how UZpost hasn’t taken them down. Literally every aspect of them

Jesus Christ it's incredibly easy to get on the dark web. I tried and it took me less than 20 minutes.

Second dude genuinely does not sound like he’s reading from a script, which immediately is a lot

.tor

Imma just say what we're all thinking Eddy has very kissable cheeks

Lesson to you dark web noobies. Don't use a fucking McDonalds wifi. Public wifi is less secure and you can get your personal information stolen way easier if you use a public network.

A dybbuk box is a box with items from the dead. The items are supposed to have some demon that latched itself on to the items. When you open the box, the demon can escape. I am not superstitious though, so I don't believe that is true.

Eddy, it’s because he container has the label and it tells the camera what the drug is...

i bet you killers just send their clothes and other objects that link them to crimes into those mystery boxes. odds are it’s definitely been done before, even if it’s just one time. so someone.. somewhere out there.. has shit that unknowingly links them to a murder.

pilgrIm eDdy? Pilgrim Eddy. Pilgrim Eddy! Pilgrim Eddy!! Pilgrim Eddy!!!

Nooooo Myke donnt open it You will dieee!!!!!!!!! Im sven

A 2 year old video reminded me I had a taco bell gift card so ima buy taco bell

Wtf is a pilgrim I’m not American help

oh no old new blood

My answer to 4:23 : teeth

How did they fit an entire tire and a car seat in that box? I know it’s a pretty big box but considering how much packing they have pulled out of it it doesn’t make sense that they would be able to fit a tire and a car seat inside the box at the same time.

fellas im headin' to the dark web to do some tax fraud

Eddys mom, your son has watch this and it has done extensive amounts of brain damage. I am sorry you had to hear this news but it was necessary.

Eddy: think of a crime Me:* in London it is illegal to carry a salmon in a suspicious manner* Eddy:you can do that on the dark web Me Ohhhhh

I choked on a tic tac when you said “invented the turkey”

The crime I thought of was taking over the entire planet and obtaining world domination. Someone get me on the dark web please

My immediate thought when he said think of a crime was tax fraud

“Think of a crime right now” Me: jaywalking “You can do that” Me:😈😈😈

Hahah the blood broke me, they're not even trying

Demon boxes have thing belonging to the demon when they were still alive, like a picture or toy or.. a marble i guess.. why would a demon want that?

It is like surprisingly easy to access the dark web, I was able to do it when I was like twelve and I was, and very much still am, an absolute dumbass

I can use the dark web to commit genocide.

IS THAT ALBERT IN THE PHOTO HAHAHAH